We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it's great music for shaving your balls
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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foreskin is a definite game changer
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize