I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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