So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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