Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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