I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Nobody cheats on THIS.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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