omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
