they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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