i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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