She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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