I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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