Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
this will be a night to untag.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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