She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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