Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i jhust puked up my retainher.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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