Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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