I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
