I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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