My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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