google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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