I only kidnapped one of them. chill
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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