I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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