Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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