Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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