Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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