"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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