Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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