just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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