just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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