Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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