somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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