well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Non-Jews are for practice
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
