A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I understand Curling. That high.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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