Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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