I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I am naked and annoyed.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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