and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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