oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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