I'm laying in your front yard are you home
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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