u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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