We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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