I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize