I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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