She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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