We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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