Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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