these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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