i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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