Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.