Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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