capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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