OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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