i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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