I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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