the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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