I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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