weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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