Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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